Don't Take The Brown Acid

I ran across a site a while ago, in the 60's sometime when everything was new, and I kept it bookmarked until this day. It's actually quite a modern site, really decades ahead of its time when you think about it. I don't remember much about the 60's, but from what I hear there were a lot of real lazy assholes kicking about. The 60's seem to me to be a dirty time, where people were filthy and unkept. I look back through the history books and can't help thinking to myself that the 60's children were nothing more than a bunch of rejects, whiners and stoned out do nothings.

When people wax poetical about the 60's, I hear them talk about it as a time of free love. I've seen pictures of what the kids looked like back then and I think that I'd have to pass on the free love, I'd rather pay for the poontang and get something a lot less filthy. I can't help think that many of the 60's children had bad breath and lice in their hair. I can't help but think that the women of the radical generation smelled in their nether region, and that really makes me sick. Far from being a the great time that history projects to us, I seem to think that the 60's sucked the dirtiest part of a disgusting ass. Let's face it, the 60's blew and should be removed from our collective memories.

The quick test I'm about to show you has nothing to do with the 60's, it's just a fun test to test your reflexes. Here's what the minds at Steriley has to say about it.

Once you have started the test you will be presented with a red dot in the center of the screen, after a random amount of time the dot will change to yellow.

The objective is to click the dot as fast as possible when the colour changes, after 5 attempts your average response time will be displayed and if you're fast enough your score will be added to the leaderboard.

Maybe the red dot is suppose to resemble red acid, and the yellow dot is a different colour of acid, I'm not really sure, but I do know that it's kind of fun if you're not hung over to the point where you're vomiting on your keyboard. Test Your Reaction Speed and see if you can beat my combined score of 0.258. If you can beat it, or at least get close to it, it means you're not a lazy assed 60's freak, you're a normal, hard working, smart, clean human being. If you don't get anywhere close to that score, you need to find a meth program and get some help immediately, man.