Hopefully One Last Thing About Anna Nicole Smith

Out of all of the annoying people in this world, Anna Nicole Smith ranks among the worst of them. I'd say Anna would be in the top five even, Nicole Ritchie is just ahead of her, but not by much. I'm starting to detest the name Nicole. Who would have thought that such a mediocre celebrity like Lionel Ritchie could have such a sub par human daughter like Nicole? In America you can make it big and still be a boring, untalented, pretentious, stupid little creature like Nicole Ritchie. What a country, as McDonald's says " I'm lovin' it". As a side note, if you mix up all the letters in "I'm lovin' it", doesn't it nearly spell "Ailing Vomit"? Anyways, enough of Nicole Ritchie, for I grow tired of her.

Back to Anna Nicole Smith. You suck. I don't even any feel pity for her, she's just such a fucking train wreck, it's gross to watch. This ugly, stupid, noxious nothing, has made a fortune on the backs on rich old guys, and porn producers, and sometimes both at the same time. And now she has a show and tons of dough, and she's suing her dead sugar daddies estate for a quitrillionbillzillianmomillian dollars. When will this madness finally end? Hey Anna!!!, you're not Marilyn Monroe, you're a washed out hag that needs to just go to bed and either wake up in heaven or hell, just get the fuck off of earth.

So today in Fox News, or some other crock of shit news site, there's This Article about how the courts ruled against her and she is not entitled to any of her husbands estate. You have to admit, she's complete class from the tip of her stupid head to the bottom of her gnarly toes. Here's the best parts of the article.

Smith's attorney, Howard K. Stern, said he would appeal to the Supreme Court.

You hired an attorney named Howard Stern? Do you take the little yellow bus to court every day? I think all the silicon has gone out of her tits and leaked into her brain. How can the Judge possibly take you serious when all he can think about is the story he gets to tell to all the other judges about the time you came in with a lawyer named Howard Stern. Fuck, they're all gonna piss their Depends when that story's told. That'll be a story they'll be chuckling about for years.

The 1993 Playmate of the Year was 26 when she and oilman J. Howard Marshall II married in 1994. He was 89. They met three years earlier when she was working as a stripper.

So she did have a career before they met, maybe she really is entitled to $800 million dollars. Not even if she could suck a basketball through a garden hose would she be worth that much.

Stern disagreed.

I just thought that looked funny, "Stern Disagreed". And then Stern went on to make poopy jokes and tell the world how great he is.

Hopefully this sad tale has come to an end. If I never see her again, it'll be too soon. I would just like it if she would just fade away, go bye bye, see ya, don't let the door smack your ass on the way out. The only thing I want to see is the back of your head, beat it.