THOSE BEARS ARE A BILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE CHICAGO BEARS

HOLY CRAP ON A STICK...THOSE BEARS ARE FREAKING ME THE HELL OUT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY WHOLE LIFE AND I'VE SEEN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING LIKE THE TIME I SAW ALIENS COME DOWN FROM A SPACESHIP AND ABDUCT MY BUDDY'S GIRLFRIEND AND MADE ME HAVE SEX WITH HER WHILE MY OTHER BUDDIES WATCHED AND SMACKED A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER OFF MY ROCK-HARD ASS...OHHHH THE PAIN OF THE MEMORIES THANKS FOR NOTHING HAVE I MENTIONED THAT THOSE FUCKING BEARS ARE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT?

BROUGHT TO YOU BY SCREAMIN' BILL!!!