Inside Mitchieville - October 1, 2008

Before you read this, just close your eyes. Let me read this to you in a soft, tranquil voice. Go to your safe place, your sanctuary. Yes. Good. Now, count backwards from one to ten. You feel peaceful, peaceful and happy in your sanctuary. Now, when you are ready, open your eyes and let me into your mind.
Things are not going to well for the campaign for Fenris for Mayor for You, the People of Mitchieville. That nosy do-gooder Lisa has the womens vote tied up, and whats his name, 'The Mayor', has put a non-reflective skin conditioner on his dome. I am just waiting to finalize the deal from one of the candidates in exchange for my support. Of course, the other one still has time to contact me and up the ante. I can be bought, but I am not cheap. And for all my loyal minions, you will be looked after as part of the deal. Everything is going according to my plans.

Speaking of loyal minions, Sonjia DeSade (pictured here) has changed her hair colour. She had a visit with Raphael Alexander, but I think she scared him. Go figure. Sonjia is a gifted healer, who practices holistic whole body healing, and embraces meditation, hypnosis, and Ericksonian aversion therapy. She can cure you of most anything, and quickly.

Too many Trotskyites in the Bolshevik movement for my tastes, that is for sure. Real collectivism means Stalinism, and Stalin would know how to solve the crisis in the banking system. Make an example of the failed leadership, and send their families to the asbestos mines. But first we have to deal with the Trotskyites who are co-dependent on the capitalist system. Hmmmm.


Not very many days left until Christmas, so I hope you have your shopping started. This year, I have a special gift for everyone, even those who are not supporting me for this election. This means you. Christmas is a special time of year, which is why we are not allowed to use the term 'Christmas', instead we celebrate Sol Invictis, like these two here. Christian religion really sucks. You can click to enlarge this picture ... it makes a great desktop!




Not every woman supports that nosy do-gooder Lisa. This one supports Fenris Badwulf: her name, when translated from Mandarin is I am delicious cake, and she lives and works at the Temple of the Five Dragons in Etobicoke as a minstrel. When she is not playing the guitar, I am delicious cake, can be found dancing naked in front of the torch let altar to Set, the Snake God. She has a small tattoo of Vritra close to her labia.


I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.