Mugshot Of The Week

If you are wondering why Carly Mae Noble has that expression on her face, I would think it's because she just saw her 250lb bull-dyke cellmate for the first time. It's the expression one would get (I suppose) when they know they are mere hours away from having their anus stretched to the size of a manhole. Or, in this case, a femalehole. Which, is a vagina.

Do you see what I did there? That's pretty fucking witty considering the God-awful time it is.