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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Sonjia DeSade's Fenrisville

I have supported Fenris Badwulf since he rescued me from those trumped up charges of blasphemy. Those vile papists in Quebec, eh? Now I return the favor and encourage you to support Fenris Badwulf, Mayor of Mitchieville! Click to enlarge!

Fenris supports freedom of religion, especially the creation of a State Religion based on pre-Christian models. Unlike the Mayor, who practices what he preaches, Fenris has a poll centered approach to populist politics. He says what you want to hear! Vote for Fenris!




Fenris will work hard to develop good relations with Toronto, our fat, bloated tax sucking neighbour. Using proven methods based on pre-Christian models, assisted by crashed UFO weapons technology, Fenris promises to give Toronto what they deserve, to please You, the People of Mitchieville. Vote for Fenris!



Feminists support Fenris for Mayor of Mitchieville! You can depend on Fenris to unlock the resources you need, and you can depend on Fenris to be fair and firm. Feminists of all stripes, from sex trade workers to telemarketers, think Fenris is Groovy. Fenris is the Dark Age man! Fenris for Mayor!








This is my favourite picture of Fenris. A true paladin, Fenris is captured here about to help resolve my difficult divorce with my ex-husband. The bum, a wastrel heir of the Aldehyde Turpentine Fortune, passed away shortly thereafter of a shortage of blood. Even though I inherited a wheelbarrow of money, I still work, working to support Fenris in his campaign of world mastery. Other, lesser beings seek self mastery. Only Fenris wants it all. Vote for Fenris!




Fenris embraces alternate solutions to lifes problems. Maybe you have an obstacle to happiness that could use some special encouragement. Let Fenris get to the heart of the matter, and make a win-win situation. Discrete and effective, Fenris would make an excellent Mayor of Mitchieville.




I, Sonjia DeSade, wrote this.

posted by Fenris Badwulf at 10:23 PM

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