Bad Mother Writes Bad Book

After her son got scurvy because he tried to live on only chicken wings and beer, and after proving he's as useless as tits on a nun when it comes to doing actual things that keeps one alive, a Windsor mom has penned a survival book for young adults that teaches them everything from how to boil water to how to wipe their stupid asses:

A how-to book with things as simple as how to boil water and how to wipe your bum, and trickier tasks like tying a Windsor knot and managing your finances.

Kim Zarzour, a Windsor-born journalist, and author Sharon E. McKay packed all their tips into the 514-page book Good To Go: A Practical Guide to Adulthood.

Zarzour said it's partly Baby Boomer parents and partly the society we live in that's to blame.

She said it's not that teens or young adults are dumb. (Who helps older adults with their cellphones and computers?) It's just that they've been micro- managed.

A generation that's been been busy taking cello lessons and playing travel hockey never learned how to vacuum, clean a bathroom or cook.

In other words, this baby momma of the year bubble-wrapped her child for his entire lifetime, and now when the kid needs to fend for himself, he can't even boil water. Bra.Vo.

The only book this woman should be writing should be from a jail cell, where, if God was just and Children's Welfare was doing their job, is where this woman would be. I can hardly imagine not teaching my children basic survival techniques, like, how to pour milk on Frosted Flakes, how to tie their own shoes, or how to clean their asses after having a pooper. I'm disgusted now that her child is basically no better than a functioning half-tard, she's writing a book telling teens how to survive, and to boot, will probably make a pretty penny out of her endeavors.

Some people have no shame (like Fenris and Lisa)