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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Kim Petras--Would You Hit It?


Kim Petras, formerly Tim Petras, was the youngest person in the world to receive a sex change operation--at 12--has been signed by a German record label to record a new CD:
Now 16 years old Kim is ready to storm the charts with her first album after landing a record deal.

“I know that because of my past people will always bring up the subject, I can’t get away from it.

“But I hope that one day I might be better known for my music than for my past.”

Kim was diagnosed as a transsexual three years ago.

Doctors and psychiatrists concluded that her claims to be "in the wrong body" were so deeply felt that she required treatment.

Her therapy included artificially halting male puberty – with a series of potent hormone injections.

She was then administered female hormones to initiate the development of her breasts.
I'm pleased as punch that Kim is happy in her new body, I'm glad she has come to grips with her sexuality. Although, on one hand, now I feel like a complete fag because I think this chick is pretty hot. On the other hand, she does have long blond hair, blue eyes and pert breasts, so there's nothing faggy about digging a chick like that. On my third hand, I really hate how this type of false advertising has completely fucked up my mind and made me question my own sexuality.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have a rye or seven, get a good glow on, and make TLDG walk funny.

That's some tranny goodness

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