Stop Harper!

Everyone knows that the next Federal election will be decided in Toronto. So how are some typical Toronto voters thinking?

This is the talented Rangoon Kabob and his common law partner, Starchild Cloudmind. Both are long term residents of Toronto. They both know that the next federal election will be decided in Toronto, as it always has been. Toronto is the most important city in Canada. But Rangoon and Starchild are angry at Stephen Harper. He does not reflect their views about the sanctity of human life, let alone the peril faced by the planet caused by Global Warming and Racism. Rangoon works as a consultant to the education industry, where he tells them what to do about Global Warming and Racism. Stephen Harper is not spending enough on Global Warming and Racism. If Stephen Harper does not increase spending on Global Warming and Racism awareness in our educational institutions, Rangoon and Starchild will not vote for the Conservatives.

Mister Smith is a talented lawyer working in Toronto, the most important city in Canada. His firm does alot of government consulting work. He, and the ten or twenty men he usually has sex with, are long term residents of Toronto, the most important city in Canada. Mister Smith is angry at Stephen Harper. He does not reflect his, or his sex slaves, views about subsidized legal expenses for the poor, the homeless, and the criminally insane. Stephen Harper is not spending enough money on subsidizing the legal expenses of the poor, the homeless, and the criminally insane. If Stephen Harper does not spend more money on subsidizing legal expenses, Mister Smith will not vote for Stephen Harper.

Krasny Tory does not want his picture on the internet because he is afraid of space aliens. So, he suggested that this picture, which he made in therapy, be used to reflect his inner spirit. Krasny lives in Toronto, the most important city in Canada, where he works as an in-patient volunteer for those with multiple personality disorders, and victims of psychiatry. Krasny is angry at Stephen Harper. He does not reflect his many voices opinions about the evils of psychiatry, let alone a lack of empathy for electro-shock victims, and the legacy of lobotomy in Canada. He will not use his one vote to vote for Stephen Harper unless Stephen Harper agrees that everything he believes in is wrong, and that whats his name of the Liberal Party should be leader so that he can increase funding for in-patient workers for support of multiple personality disorders, victims of psychiatry, and electro-shock victims.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

xpd Mitchieville, DustMyBroom, Stormy Days of March