Little Linkie Love

There's a pay highway in Ontario called the 407. It's a great highway by most measures. The highway is in great shape, if there is an accident it is cleaned up in minutes, not hours, the drivers even seem to be of a higher driving class than say those on the 401 series. Having said that, it's freaking expensive. I was exiting the 407 the other day when a motorbike came up beside me, right at the part where the overhead camera takes a picture of your license plate. The motorbike guy reaches back and grabs his plate and folds it under his seat. About 100 yards later, he reaches back and straightens out his plate. Ta da, he beat the system.

At first it pissed me off what he did, why should I have to pay and he gets away with not paying? Then, after a while it didn't piss me off at all. A few hours after that I was pissed off again. This morning though, I'm not pissed in the least. My gamut of emotions have run dry and I am but a lifeless soul trapped inside the body of a beautiful man.

As far as cool but completely disturbing things are concerned, Idol is one of those things that fit the bill perfectly. It's safe for work, but you won't feel exactly right after watching it.

One way to bring out the Viking in you is to craft a spoon. Another way is to pillage your community and take the virginity of its women. For now though, craft a spoon!

If you get the feeling that the amount of foreign donors (and often illegal) Obama (pbuh) has to date is extraordinary, you are bang-on right. Here's some of the proof.

It'll take you a few seconds to figure out this illusion (??), but when you do you will be so thrilled that it will become quite possible you might send me $20 as a thank you of sorts. See Paypal, pal.

FilzMail is a disposable email account that should come in handy when signing up for those disgusting, perverted products that get sent in plain brown envelopes to your door each month. Your neighbours know what you're up to, so stop it before it becomes habit forming.