Squirrel Fights 2008--Round Four

There are but four remaining competitors left in Squirrel Fights 2008--Igor the Russian Drunk, Double M, Elephantitis Eli, and advancing by way of a bye (or by, or buy) is Pugsy, trained by none other than me, The Mayor of Mitchieville.

Squirrel Fights 2008 has seen some spectacular action thus far. It has also seen much carnage. I'd like to take less than a minute to silently remember our fallen combatants. Please, close your eyes and pray for the dead. Ah, I just saw you open your eyes, you're not praying, you're mocking me and my prayer request. You sir/madam, are below contempt. Or above it, I suppose it depends on where you sit or stand.

By way of tarot cards, Fenris has chosen two names which will see competition tomorrow night at the Mitchieville Civic Auditorium. Fenris has just handed me the names, and they are--Pugsy and IRD. Wow, that will certainly make for a great fight.

Pugsy is more than ready, he is a machine that is ready to released upon the carcass of IRD. Maybe my coverage will seem a slight bit slanted, but I have watched this behemoth train since he was a baby squirrel--which, btw, looks awfully similar to a rat.

Tomorrow--8 pm, Mitchieville Auditorium--Pugsy vs Igor the Russian Drunk--The Rumble in the Concrete Jungle--Be there!