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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

You Were A Beautiful Baby--Aug 12

If you were born on August 12, people will remember your birthday because it will coincide with the day that Olympic swimmer, Michael Phelps, will have won his fourth gold medal of the 2008 Olympics. For now on, each year, when you tell someone your birthday is August 12, that person will say to you--oh right, August 12th is when Phelps won his fourth gold, what a lucky day to be born on. Chances of the government making this day a national holiday are getting better and better, you are on the cusp of greatness.
1980 Dominique Swain (actress)
1971 Pete Sampras (tennis)
1961 Roy Hay (musician)
1949 Mark Knopfler (musician, songwriter, singer)
1941 Jennifer Warnes (singer)
1939 George Hamilton (actor)
1930 Porter Wagoner (singer, songwriter)
1929 Buck (Alvis Edgar) Owens (singer, songwriter, TV Host)
1913 Jane Wyatt (actress)
1881 Cecil B DeMille (Film director)
You're walking your talk this year, and that helps you go far. While you're being true to yourself, someone else works hard to earn your heart. In October, your curiosities head you in the direction of culture, high-minded discussion and wondrous exchanges. January brings additions to your circle of loved ones. Cancer and Virgo adore you. Your lucky numbers are 3, 26, 50, 14 and 17.

posted by The Mayor at 7:39 AM

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