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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Little Linkie Love

I've been watching the Olympics since it started, what a freakin' great time. However, as with every Olympics, and with being a Canadian, around this time comes the inevitable question from the media: Why is Canada doing so shitty? And then we have the inevitable answer: The athletes are not being given enough funding from the government. Today, our 6th place finisher in kayaking, David Ford, expressed his outrage, saying that if he had more funding he would have been able to perform much better. David, the bronze medal went to a guy from Togo. You lost to a guy from Togo. Yes, a fella from the power-house of Togo beat you, David Ford. In my opinion, if you can't beat a guy from Togo, there is no amount of funding that is going to help you. David Ford is lucky we don't clean out his bank account and punch his dog in the face. Yes, I said Togo. I'm curious as to how much government funding the Togonian gets.

If you think that pictures of a wild deer attack on a cafe in Italy would be cool to see, then you are dead-on correct.

Type in a message, wait for a few minutes, and your message will appear live on some sort of board for the whole world to see. The best part is your message can be as disgusting as you want it to be.

If you were ever wondering why Manny Ramirez was turfed from the Bosox, this play should answer that question nicely.

Mountain climbers should stick to mountain climbing and let people who are less retarded do the golfing. You'll see what I mean.

For some odd reason, I found this tubby guy quite amusing. Maybe it's the booze talking, but buddy is okay with The Mayor.

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posted by The Mayor at 11:08 PM

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