Little Linkie Love

I heard an ad on the radio today for Coffee Time, where the announcer lady was telling the general public about the new breakfast egg-muffin jobby it's offering. She said, "the new Egg whatever it's called, has one full egg!" I thought, one *full* egg? Does McDonald's only offer 1/7th of an egg on its McMuffin? Are breakfast places not giving us a full egg? Plus, I have never heard of an egg described as one *full* egg. I've heard one whole egg, but never a full egg. Are breakfast places giving away empty eggs? Does this post sound like a Jerry Seinfeld routine? What's the deal with full eggs? Thank you, I'll be here all night. Critic.

What I like most about the reaction of Judge Judy to the earthquake last week, is her complete disregard toward the audience that came to see her. Wow, the earth really does revolve around that crunk-eyed bitch.

Judge Penny, well she's another case altogether. First off, who the hell is Judge Penny? The best part about the reaction to last weeks quake is the look of terror on the faces of the citizens in the crowd. It's the same look someone would give Judge Penny if they caught her naked coming out of the shower.

The alternative ending to The Dark Knight makes sense to me. The real Dark Knight was great, minus Christian Bales stupid and annoying voice, but the alternative ending puts everything into perspective. Into perspective about what, I'm not sure, but look how fast I can type without stopping!

I feel sorry for the kid that gets mowed over by a giant ball. Not because he gets creamed by a giant ball, but because he's a fashion mess.

I'm warning you that you will get grossed, and possibly freaked out, by this short clip. However, if you find nothing repulsive about an old kid still breast feeding, then wow, chills up your penis dude, you have found the clip you have dreamt about since your momma got you off her nipple. About 3 months ago I would think.

BTW--the Spell Check word for McMuffin is McMahon