Mugshot Of The Week

Officially, Lydia Marks was arrested for possession of a controled substance. Unofficially, Lydia Marks was taken in because of her brutal use of a tweezer. If what this woman did to her eyebrows was on purpose, then she needs psychological help. However, I think I know why she scalped her face. She was probably high on meth when she pulled out the tweezers and decided to pull one or two wayward hairs out of her eyebrows. Plucking eyebrow hair is like eating Doritos, it's hard to stop at 1. Before you know it, Lydia is looking in the mirror and doesn't recognize the bald eyebrow creature staring back. That's a hard but important lesson for Lydia to learn: Meth and tweezers don't mix. The people that get hurt the most are the viewing audience at Mitchieville that woke up this morning and had to stare straight down the tube at a hairless eyebrow gargoyle. Poor bastards, they didn't even see it coming.