Squirrel Fights 2008--Round Deux

For me, there are two things I like most about Squirrel Fights: The squirrel part and the fighting part. Having said that, we had a real barn-burner last week as Double M, trained by Nancy from Naples Florida, trounced Bug Eyed Jack. To be honest, I thought there would have been a little more fight in Bug Eyed Jack, but she just didn't seem to have anything left in her...except for parts of Double M (wink wink, nudge nudge).

We have another fight tomorrow night, a fight that is sure to go down in the annals of history as one of the greatest fights ever. Kolonel Kill, trained by the Godless Commie, is up against Igor the Russian Drunk. The best part of this is that the two squirrels are commies, so even if they both kill each other, the world will be better off. Yes, take that Soviet-style governments.

The early money is on Kolonel Kill, but if Igor the Russian Drunk shows up even somewhat sober, this is going to be the fight of a lifetime.

Make sure to tune in tomorrow, this is one event that you certainly do not want to miss.

**Bug Eyed Jack is out of the competition, as he is dead from the massive head trauma he sustained last week in round 1.