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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Inside Mitchieville - July 22, 2008

If only that heteronormative meanie Guy Earle * could see this website * , I am sure that he would never hold a harsh emotion towards the people who are trying to crush him. Exploring that site just proves that stereotypes do not and never have existed. Guy Earle should become a telemarketer.



Everybody has a place of safety, where they go when stressed. This is mine. Only a few of us in Toronto are interested in Hypergolic fuels * as an alternative to wasteful, polluting carbon. This is where we go to explore alternative final solutions. It is like a home for Hobbits, only Smaug would feel welcome and included there too.



As a personal growth initiative, I am replacing the plastic handles on all kitchen utensils, shop tools, and gardening implements. Note the use of wood, here. Wood is both easy to recycle, it is also a sustainable resource. I care about the planet. And your sex partner will become sexually aroused at your sensitive nature.




Devotees of Set, the Snake God will recognize this touching ritual which illustrates the virtue of sharing. It harkens back to the parable of the two crocodiles and the monkey ... who gets the front quarter, who gets the back; and who gets stuck with the giblets.



This is one of those secret society things that will make your activist co-workers squeek, and then ramble about how the struggle with depression and mental illness justifies their low effort, high paying job. What do all those symbols mean? It sure is alot more interesting to look at than the smeared feces of street graffiti.




I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

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