Kim Cattrall's Top Ten List

Kim Cattrall tells Esquire magazine the 10 Things You Don’t Know About Women. Here are a few of the gems I know you are dying to hear:

10. The women of the world want you to know that the clitoris is about an inch from where you think it is.

7. The vagina is a birth canal. The vulva is a gold mine.

1. Women are interested in A-list things: A) designers, A) vacations, A) orgasms.

HAHAHAHA, oh Kim, you are so funny, now go and fuck off.

Top ten lists that pertain nearly entirely on sexual references are best told by someone prettier, younger, and less-diseased that Kim Cattrall. Maybe if I wanted to read a list about the best lotions to apply to a vagina that has been infected by herpes or chlamydia, then sure, read 'em out Kim. For now though, Kim should concentrate less on her disgusting, gorge-like filthy hole and her inane lists that no one could ever take seriously, and concentrate more on how she can fix her droopy eye, her fat ass, and her saggy tits that have gone so far south that waiters bring them grits(??).

Sex and it's shitty