Little Linkie Love

I took the family camping last weekend and discovered something I should have known long before but didn't: Poor people take their families to Provincial Parks so that they can scream at them in front of dozens and dozens of people. And when you confront the screamer and explain to them that you don't want your family to be subjected to such nonsense, the screamer will agree, walk away and not scream at their family for close to 45 minutes. After that though, all bets are off. A few well thrown rocks and the occasional walk-by-campsite-give-dirty-look brings said screamer back to reality, but only for 45 minutes. After that though, all bets are off.

When I typed in the salary I make each year into the Global Rich List calculator, I found out that I am in the top .03% of the population. Did this make me feel guilty? Let's put it this way, I just lit my cigar with a savings bond.

I've never linked anything from Cracked before, generally every DIGG geek and their loser friends are all over every article like white on rice. However, The 7 Most Bizarre Fast Food Industry Lawsuits is worth a look, there's a few amusing parts.

Mark Nicodemo, Mitchieville's Minister of Information, has been working overtime lately. I suppose he's probably looking for some mad grant money or something. If he keeps sending The Mayor gems like this, he'll get his wish.

I was over at Neatorama's site today and saw an interesting post about a sex curse found at an ancient Cyprus site. From Neatorama--"A curse is inscribed in Greek on a lead tablet and part of it reads: 'May your penis hurt when you make love'," Pierre Aubert, head of Athens Archaeological School in Greece told the English language Cyprus Weekly. My God, I've been cursed!

You will sing Feist on Sesame Street. You have no choice, it's the devil's work.

Yup, 45 minutes...