Mugshot Of The Week

If I was told that the unit in the picture was arrested for assault or murder or some other nefarious crime, I would not believe it. Any man who sports green hair and an orange shirt can only be capable of committing so many types of crimes. Like stealing gumdrops and penny candy from a mom and pop candy store in order to give them away to orphans of train crashes. Or forgetting to point when at a crosswalk. The worst thing I could see him doing is not returning a book (a picture book) to the library.

If I happen to hear that this man was convicted of anything else than that, I intend on sending a sharply worded letter to the proper authorities.

I want justice, and I want it now!