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Monday, June 16, 2008

Caring solutions

Something must be done to stop crime. I am asking a question. I want answers!

It is inevitable that N-people will feel ostracized by other communities once the word gets out that an N-person is a suspect in whatever is the most recent killing ( this one: * ; or that one * ; I am not sure; somewhere out there there is a crime that makes N-people feel ostracized, and that one there is the one I mean)

How the community of Global Village Peoples will be outraged by the association of crime with criminals, and the inevitable ‘police crackdown’ which just means more mass arrests by night upon houses filled with sleeping toddlers, pregnant women, and people who have just turned their lives around. The Village Peoples will be shaking with anger. How dare the police do this and that!

As a caring person, who makes a good living caring, I always look to examples from history, to explore how other non-Christian cultures have handled the caring challenges of and by multi-cultural village peoples. And in the historical record is this gem of a balm of social justice: Empty the prisons! (Even the evil heteronormative intellect that is Mike of the London Fog * would agree that the mass release of prison inmates is something that has happened * * * in the past.) And it is time it happened again.

Listen to this, Harper: Let everybody out of prison! Stop sending a message to criminals that we think that they are criminals. Stop sending a message to people who identify with criminals that we think that criminals are bad. Bad is always bad. Criminals are not bad; Criminals are forced by the invisible mind control toothbrush of white privilege to commit criminal acts. Once we stop criminals and people who identify with criminals from believing that we disapprove of the way they dress, or sing, or urinate in public transit, or lump up women, then we will have made an social engineering experiment that works, that would make Tommy Douglas smile.

Toronto is in the grip of poverty *, obesity *, famine *, and homelessness *. Get with the program Harper: Get the convicted felons away from the guns in the guard tower, and around the barb wire separating them from other people's houses, and out from under the authoritarianism that is forcing them to learn to spell, by releasing them onto the streets of Toronto. Think of the culture!

I demand that Stephen Harper immediately release all inmates in federal jurisdiction by this Friday!

Imagine! Ten thousand convicts from Toronto alone, reunited with their families. The economy will boom! Economic boom! Boom! This is good news! We can order the police to stop harassing people; maybe give the cops a month off with pay so they can spend it with their families outside of Toronto. In prison, convicts have learnt of the evils of the dominant white culture * , the lingering effects of colonialism on Africa * , and the use of words other than the N-word to describe N-people * . Released felons will do the left thing, not the right thing!

My face is dripping with tears. I cannot dicate any more. My adorable house cat, Mister Whiskers, is walking on the keyboard …

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at the usual places

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, DustMyBroom, StormyDaysOfMarch

posted by Fenris Badwulf at 9:19 PM

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