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Monday, June 16, 2008

What's In The Mayor's Lunch Today?

The bean counters who are suppose to be keeping track of the totals for this contest were obviously high on Elmer's glue when they totaled the MindTrap Friday questions from a few weeks ago. Instead on multiplying, they divided. Instead of adding, they subtracted. Instead of coming to the correct totals, they dropped the ball and will be reprimanded by a series of swift kicks to their balls.

Here are what the revised totals look like, before I add the new totals from last week's What's in my Lunch?
Todd --0/5 = 220 carbon credits
Chris Taylor --1/5 = 215 carbon credits
Larry--0/5 = 165 credits
Dmorris--1/5 = 125 credits
Rhebner 0/5 = 85 carbon credits
Nancy 1/5 = 95 carbon credits
Reg--0/5 = 75 carbon credits
Linds 1/5 = 95 carbon credits <----- VERY pregnant
Mech Eng--0/5 = 45 credits
J.M. Heinrichs 0/5 = 45 carbon credits
Darren 0/5 = 45 carbon credits 55 carbon credits
Cudgel--0/5= 49.214325 carbon credits
Mr Fortner--30 Credits
Daily Bayonet--0/5 = 30 credits 30 credits
Fenris Badwulf--0/5 = 30 credits
OMMAG 0/5 = 30 carbon credits
Polska 30 carbon credits
Frozen Tex 20 carbon credits
Dave (new player) 1/5 20 Credits
Dino 1/5 20 credits
This is where it gets tricky. First, I will count up the points from last week's What's in The Mayor's Lunch. I will leave out the trivia points until we do trivia again, which will be this Friday. Then we will be fully caught up. Possibly.

Here is what I had in my lunch: I had 2 hamburgers from the grill, an orange juice-box, an apple, a granola bar and some left-over noodle kaboodle (that's kind of impossible to guess).

Let's see how everyone did:
Todd --1/5 = 220 carbon credits
Chris Taylor --1/5 = 215 carbon credits
Dmorris--2/5 = 165 credits
Larry--0/5 = 135 credits
Rhebner 0/5 = 85 carbon credits
Nancy 0/5 = 95 carbon credits
Reg--0/5 = 75 carbon credits
Linds 0/5 = 95 carbon credits <----- VERY pregnant
Mech Eng--0/5 = 45 credits
J.M. Heinrichs 0/5 = 45 carbon credits
Darren 0/5 = 45 carbon credits 55 carbon credits
Cudgel--0/5= 49.214325 carbon credits
Mr Fortner--30 Credits
Daily Bayonet--0/5 = 30 credits 30 credits
Fenris Badwulf--0/5 = 30 credits
OMMAG 0/5 = 30 carbon credits
Polska 30 carbon credits
Frozen Tex 20 carbon credits
Dave (new player) 0/5 20 Credits
Dino 1/5 40 credits
There is a good chance that those totals are completely correct.

I'm without a juicebox this week, I have a can of juice, but what juice could it possibly be? Once again, I have some food off the bbq, and I also have some snacks kicking about from the wedding. Notice how I mentioned *snacks* and not snack. I pluralized that son of a bitch.

Good luck to all, we are nearly in the home stretch.

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