Inside Mitchieville - June 17, 2008

My associate Mister Green sent me this picture, taken at a recent traffic stop. What a thoughtful and caring illegal immigrant! Saving the government money by making their own expensive id! We need more illegal immigrants like this!




Speaking of illegal immigrants, here we see my adorable house cat, Mister Whiskers, becoming acquainted with Goldfish-Canadian culture! Is it not cute? Just after this picture was taken, I gave both Mister Whiskers and Goldfish here their state subsidized lunch! This will stop youth crime.







You may have seen a few of these lizards around Toronto lately. Apparently, seeking freedom from oppression, these Reptile-Canadians have been introduced to our Toronto biosphere. Hopefully, Toronto will have the funding to fund a zoo so that the winter will not kill them. They are here to make our economy strong by creating jobs: jobs for people who look after them! Gotta love it!






Save this picture: you can use if for decades to come to justify endless, bottomless funding demands for pet projects, photocopy paper, and cost of living fixed pensions. You can make up the context to advance your progressive agenda!



This is from the basement of a former blogger. Emotionally traumatized by being called 'stupid' by Canadian Cynic, he has given up blogging for shortwave radio and basement machine shop projects. He still has strong feelings about politics, but is using other means to advance his agenda. He is working on a pulse jet * powered aircraft as a means of fighting Global Warming




I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.