Onward, Happy Workers! (05/12/08)

Happy workers! Some good news from the tax spending front!

Turn to your mandatory copy of The Toronto Star! Every happy taxpayer has a copy of this fine tax spender rights paper … supplied by management for entertainment, edification, and mopping up dog turd. Turn to today’s edition (May 12, 2008), turn to page 6 of the A section. Cast your eyes down to the bottom of the page, to the article Refugee finds Sanctuary and a home in Canada * .

Poor Livine is the hapless refugee spotlighted by the caring correspondents (this article, by comrade Joe) who form the cadre at the Star. She is exactly the sort of person that comrade Joe thinks you happy workers will find to be a sympathetic example.

Everyone can relate to Livine’s tragic story. Most taxpayers come from a family that has father who sired 33 children on 17 mothers, just like Livine. This sort of extended family is representative of the Bonobo vision * of primate culture, rather than the warlike Chimpanzee or the environmentally destructive Homo Sapiens. Several matriarchal colonies of Bonobo-Canadians have taken root in Toronto. We call these villages No Dad City * .


Livine has lived a life of oppression at the hands of white oppressors. In the twelve years since her husband was murdered, she has lived the life of a refugee, moving from sanctuary to sanctuary. She has lived in the Domincan Republic, Virgin Islands, Florida, and now finally here. Safe in Canada! Where here refugee benefits have just began.

Livine will never have to work again. Her children can attend a school. And now Livine can become an activist to complain about the racism and oppression here in Canada. She will never have to work again. Instead, you, happy worker, can pay more in taxes so that Livine can have the handouts she so desperately needs.

Livine needs to move away from the violence and crime that seems to have followed her to Canada. Everywhere black people go, crime caused by white colonial oppression follows. She is living in a high crime part of Toronto. The crime is not caused by criminals … after all, anybody living in poverty has the legitimate right to turn to welfare fraud, drug peddling, prostitution of family members, theft, rape, and murder. If social spending is not increased soon, parts of Toronto will come to resemble the crime filled parts of Africa and the Caribbean where our refugees come from. It is all the fault of the white man.

Thank any god but Christ for activists like Comrade Joe and refugees like Livine. Both are important parts of the tax spender life cycle. So as you look at the dollars per hour that you, happy worker, shovel into the system like so much food down the throat of someone with tapeworms, think to yourself how happy you are. And how much happier when Livine sponsors her 33 sisters and brothers. That is 34 votes for any party but the Conservative party. And think of all the jobs created to care for the 34! Quite the economic boom, eh Comrade Joe.

Go drink your victory coffee *, happy worker. Today, six dollars an hour of the taxes you pay go to pay for the taxspender Livine, her caring activists who make sure she gets handouts and entitlements, and all that spending lets Comrade Joe feel less white guilt. Its on your back, using the sweat of your brow, taking the food from your childrens mouths. Comrade Joe feels better. So should you.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at both Mitchieville and DustMyBroom.