Friday Night Man Approved Tattooed Male Flesh

Let's face it: Guys with tattoos are H-O-T. It's not that a tattoo makes an ugly guy hot. But a tattoo does make an average guy sexy and also makes a sexy guy irresistible. A tattoo is a sure-fire way to spot a bad boy. And we all know that bad boys get all the lady lovin' they want.


Oh, the naughty things we want to do to Benjamin. Just look at those steamy, come-hither eyes. They're so inviting. And that booty -- So round and bubbly. Oops, I almost forgot. This is a post about tattoos. Right, right. There it is... Benjamin has a tribal tattoo on his shoulder! See, I knew there was another reason besides that sweet booty to share him with y'all.


Chris is 100% Grade AAA Beef. He's got that cute-but-dumb trailer-park-hick thing going for him. Heck, who needs a guy to be smart, anyway? All a lady (or dude) really needs in a guy is a couple of hot tattoos and a one-track mind. Post-coital pillow talk is sooo overrated.


Alejandro es muy triste. (That means he is very sad.) He's trying to drown his sorrows with bottle after bottle of cerveza. You see, it all started with Maria. She thought a tattoo would be sexy. So he got one for her. Then she started eyeing Alejandro's best amigo Enrique who had two tattoos. So Alejandro got another to win and keep Maria's heart. Then Maria's attention drifted to Juan who had three tattoos. Alejandro knew what he had to do. Finally Alejandro got one too many tattoos and Maria left him. Poor Alejandro. Maybe he needs a buddy's shoulder to cry on...


Hans is a hot German dude who believes tattoos are one's righteous path to heaven. All of his tattoos are inspired by or represent the wings of angels. I don't think JFK quite had Hans in mind when he proclaimed, "Ich bin ein Berliner." Germans is just crazzzy, yo.


Wow. Talk about a tattoo, huh?! Elliott was named after a very special Disney movie. Can you guess which one? To pay homage to his namesake, Elliott decided to take his tattoo to the next level. I can't decide whether I should be turned on and jump Elliott from behind, or if I should be somewhat afraid of the formidable guardian-of-his-behind. If I had a behind that hot, I suppose I'd want something there protecting it too.

Until next time, remember: Studies show that a weekly dose of Man Flesh actually improves your heterosexual health!

Posted by Logan. Or is it Reg pretending to be Logan? Or Logan pretending to be Reg pretending to be Logan? I guess we'll never truly know for sure...