Friday Twilight Female Flesh

I've noticed that Friday night in Mitchieville has become somewhat lopsided. I don't mean lopsided in the sense where the women that Reg post have one breast larger than the other making them lopsided, I mean that there now seems to be two Man Flesh posts to only one of Reg's Female Flesh posts. Of all the inequities I've seen in my life, this is perhaps the worst.

You know who else thinks this is bullshit? Allesandra Ambrosio. She's even taken the time to come out of the water (perfectly dry, hair not messed in the least) to tell the good folks of Mitchieville that this inequity of which I speak ends TODAY.

Good job, Allesandra, now show me how those flotation devices you talk so much about work.



Aria Giovanni was so upset about this injustice that she nearly fell over when I told her. Mind you, she might have fallen over anyway, considering that each of her breasts weights about the same as a cannon ball. Regardless, Aria is not happy. And when Aria is not happy, I'M not happy. And when I'm not happy I can hardly make love to Aria for more than 4 hours at a time. Don't get me worng, I SOOOOO do, but it's not easy.


I once read in MAD Magazine that if you could build an Oriental woman with giant breasts, the world would beat a path to your door. I didn't really understood that when I was 8, but now I fully comprehend every word of that statement.

Anyway, here's a slut for your enjoyment. Perverts.