G Marks The Spot

When I say the words *collagen injection*, I'm sure most of you think of lips. Celebrities were getting collagen injections for years, then it became mainstream, and now we don't even think about it.

Now there is a new twist for collagen, it's not just for lips any more:

A collagen injection which is designed to enhance women's pleasure around the G-spot is being launched in the UK.

The G-Shot, which is given under local anaesthetic and takes about half an hour, is being hailed as the latest lunchtime procedure.

A specially designed speculum is used to help direct the injection into the G-spot, with effects lasting around four months.

The £800 jab temporarily enlarges the G-spot to the size of a 10p in width and a quarter of an inch in height.

This makes the G-spot easier to locate and highly sensitive, which it is claimed could enhance sexual arousal and gratification.

I'm not sure how big 10p is, but if it's not the size of a cannon ball, I'm probably still going to miss it...even with a sledgehammer.

So far only 5 people in Britain have had the injection, so who knows how far it will go.

I just can't get past the fact that a person would allow some numbskull doctor to shove a needle in their snapper because they think they'll get longer orgasms. I don't care if I could get an orgasm to last 45 minutes, I sure as hell am not going to allow some demented head the opportunity to stick a needle in my cock. No siree. Not again. I mean, no siree.

Hey, shut up. don't judge me, I come from a broken home.

What a witty title

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