Red Sox Scout Arrested

A Boston Scout was arrested yesterday for committing a lewd act after being caught pulling his pud in public:

A scout for the Boston Red Sox accused of committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool where at least two teenage girls saw him was arrested Monday, police said Tuesday.

He must have thought he was a Yankee.

Thank you, I'll be here all night. Make sure to tip the waitress.