Kristy Hinze Loves Her Billionaire Boyfriend

In an interview with The Australian Women's Weekly, Kristy Hinze, 27, has admitted to dating Texan billionaire Jim Clark, 63, the founder of Netscape, for two-and-a-half years:

"I never thought I was going to date an older man when I first met him," Ms Hinze told the magazine, which is on sale tomorrow.

"To me, it was different to hang out with someone with something to say that was so interesting and important and who was truly, incredibly intelligent.

"He's handsome and has so much charisma - and he's so funny."

Ms Hinze said Mr Clark was a regular guy, despite being reportedly worth $US1.1 billion ($A1.2 billion).

"He's very normal and down to earth," she said.

"He's an incredible man and I just love him."

Although money can't buy you love, 1.2 billion can sure rent you a fine piece of ass. Just ask Jim Clark.

Many of you might be thinking that Kristy Hinze is nothing more than a gold digger. Jim Clark has his own views on this subject: Who fucking cares?

You see, unless Jim has found out from God himself that money is transferable when going to heaven, I'm positive he couldn't care less how much money Kristy gets when he dies. Hell, Oprah has stuffed away $30 million for her stupid fucking dogs when she dies, no one is calling Fifi and Booboo gold diggers.

Jim Clark has legally bought and paid for a hump slave for the rest of his living years. Good on ya, mate. Throw your shrimp into her barby.

You're just jealous because every time you fantasize about doing the nasty with Kristy Hinze, reality sets in and all you can see is Jim Clarks old nasty balls dangling betwixt her most succulent thighs. Go have a shower, pervert, she's with Jim now.

Kristy Hinze--aint no other kinze

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