Mitchieville's Mugshot Of The Week

Looking at the mugshot goodness that is Celeste Grace Minardi, I would think it's pretty safe to say that if you ever dared crossing her, the chances of her chopping off your nut-sac with a Ginsu knife, going down to her basement and pinning your package to the rafters and using it as a speed bag, are pretty good.

Celeste Grace Minardi was apparently a normal woman until just the other day when she was seeing her son during a court-ordered visit:

The mother and son were sitting on a leather couch in the office, Young said. A nurse was about 6 feet away, typing on a computer.

Minardi usually brings small gifts for the teen, Young said. From her purse, she first pulled out a gift of cologne and then a deck of cards, he said.

"Then she pulled out two knives and started hacking away at her son," Young said.

One blade was a 15 1/2-inch decorative dagger and the other was a 12-inch drywall knife, he said.

Ah yes, the old adage, "Beware of psychopaths bearing gifts", comes to mind.

Going by just the muggie, I would have to say that although this woman has never been in trouble with the law before this incident, I'm positive as the day is long that when she was married, she often left a rabbit's head stewing on the stove for her husband to see, "just to prove a point". You know what I'm saying, I'm sure you do.

Celeste Grace Minardi, you are Mitchieville's Mugshot (loser) of the Week. Stay where you are, we'll forward you your gift.

Mommy and her stabbin' good time.