Inside Mitchieville, February 24, 2008

Global Warming continues to take a toll of Toronto wildlife. Here, a Don River Warthog lies in the mud at the bottom of the nearly evaporated Don River. Unless we can force other people to give up their cars, we will see alot more dead Warthogs in the Don River by this time next week. Since Toronto is the most important city in Canada, the dirty peasants from outside Toronto should give up their cars so Toronto can become a happy place for Warthogs.



This is a picture of Raymi the Minx sitting on the toilet. She is the funniest blogger in Canada. Warren Kinsella has her on his sidebar, so he must think she is funny too.







Some peoples eyes turn green when they are in love. Some peoples eyes turn yellow and slitty when it is night and they are hungry. Embracing diversity means celebrating differences, and that difference just might be someone looking like this. Instead, try to open your understanding about whatever it is that this nice person thinks is funny. You have nothing to fear.




This is from the mathematics class at a Toronto school, where students express their feelings through art about things that are more important to them than mathematics. This entry won both for grade eleven last year, and grade twelve this year. Last year is was just a sketch; this year the gifted, talented student colored it. Impressive.



Is not this cute? It is from a projected TTC campaign to promote politeness on the subway system. Once they get the slogan Please do not pee on the TTC translated into 500 languages, it should do the trick. The gritty realism and practical methods of the politically correct never ceases to impress me. And when they meet up with Fred the Caretaker (above, with the yellow, slitty eyes) they can enjoy the fruits of the crop they have sewn even more.


I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.