Horde Food while you still can.

Sell everthing you have and buy survivalist supplies.

Food
Warm Clothing
Basic Camping Equipment

Trade Goods you could consider adding to your cache:

Tobacco: Large cans, along with rolling papers and lighters.
Toilet Papers: from ass wipe to kleenex
Coffee, Chocolate, and Chewing Gum.

Weapons: these are registered in Canada.

Let someone else shiver this February. While you eat chocolate cheesecake covered in cherry pie filling, they are eating noodles left to soak in cold water.

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