Merry Festival message from The Desk of Fenris Badwulf

Greetings all ye who who celebrate Holiday Festival!

Greetings, Pagan Santa Claus! Of old, Santa of the Vikings was a bringer of booty, of feasts by the river bank with women to serve both food and the pleasures of Byzantium. This is who you have brought back from the oblivion, when you blasphemed the Christians. Well, guess what? Christ no longer protects you, you blasphemer. Now, you suffer.

Your manner of suffering will be to live in under the rule of Santa of the Vikings. Expect to hear the sound of Santa's Gang of Friends:

The Valkyries. The Pack of free shitting hunting dogs. Thor, Wotan, Frey, Baldur, and Dragons, Trolls, fish-smelling Elves, and Magic Work Hobbits.

Oh, you happy people. Welcome to the eighth century Saxon fukkenfest , for surely as you have not celebrated A Merry Christmas, then surely you are now pledged to this doom.

I, The Desk of Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.