Think Globally, Act Locally, and Demand Handouts!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

The Doomed City

Hurrah for this Festival Season! We celebrate our dominion over others.

But what of foreign enemies, O Wizards and Dragons of The Liberal Family Compact?

You are weak and vulnerable to their numerous troops.

Even puny Dennmark can humiliate Canada. The Danes can lift a marine brigade into our Nickel mines at Voisey Bay. There are not even twenty police men to stop this five thousand man unit.

By the time that the RCMP have flown Scout, the drug sniffing dog, to Gander, The Danish WarMachine will have deployed a wing of advanced jet fighters, a laser guided rocket-flak battalion, and a squadron of lancers. They have eight submarines, we have none.

Only American firepower could punish the ruthless Danes for this attack. Canada is too weak and disarmed to do so itself. We are weak and puny. So, we must grovel and suck American cock. But what about when Canada is no longer sucking American cock? The Americans will not come to our defence.

More than the Danes are capable of overwhelming our defences of haystacks and girl scouts. The Spaniards have a marine brigade as well. Where will they land? Will American fight for Brazil or Argentina? I doubt it.

So, there you have it, you fat, lazy rats of plenty, you boomer Toronto-Canadians. The Viking War God is coming.

Think about this: That Pearson Airport is quite a target. How many General Staffs are looking over Air Assault on Pearson Airport plans right now?

It does not take much. How about three planes full of commando troops? They could sneak in, say, three, before the alarm was sounded. But their guys would be in black leather coats, with snappy sub-machine pistols, grenades, and plastic explosives. I would say a thousand could come in the first wave. You might have fifty to two hundred partisan uprising in the greater Toronto area. They would act to sabotage and intimidate. They would have automatic weapons caches, food, money, and sex in safe houses, and sophisticated communications. Their first counter-force mission would be the personel of the fire department, police, and ambulance.

Other stuff could be flown into Pearson. Infantry divisions, then tanks. We would be out numbered in tanks and men. The urban population would riot, and supply lines would be cut.

Who knows? Good thing you are not preparing now, Archon. The Final Battles of The Age of Political Correctness will be numerous and heavy thanks to your inaction.

posted by Fenris Badwulf at 12:28 AM

|

Submit this post to ... StumbleUpon | Digg | del.icio.us


<< Home

Contributors

  • command economy
  • Reg
  • The Mayor
  • Fenris Badwulf
Donations To The Christian Children's Fund
  • Click HERE and see why.

Best Canadian Blog The 2007 Weblog Awards Mitchieville Kicks Ass!

Previous Posts

  • BLAHSPHEMY!
  • Friday Morning Female Flesh
  • Origins/MindTrap/Trivia Friday
  • Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All?
  • My Best Work
  • Either Way You're Screwed
  • Jewish Insecurities Come To Light
  • Some Idiot is Upset At McDonald's
  • Memories, From The Corner Of My Eyes
  • Mitchieville's Mugshot Of The Week
    • Mitchieville Cabinet

    • Campaign Manager
    • Re-Educationer-Fenris Badwulf
    • House Leaders
    • Parliamentary Chef
    • Defence Minister
    • Finance Minister
    • Native Affairs
    • Munitions - Reg
    • Culture & Arts
    • Information Minister
    • Environment Minister
    • Womyn's Affairs
    • Religious Affairs
    • Senate

    • Cannuckistan Chronicles
    • Florida Cracker
    • The Leather Penguin
    • Marginalized ACTION Dinosaur
    • Mean Ol' Meanie
    • Backbenchers

    • 49th Parallel
    • Angry
    • Attu
    • Battle of Ontario
    • Blazing Cat Fur
    • Blog Quebecois
    • Catprint in the Mash
    • Dangerous Logic
    • Don Surber
    • Dr Mookie Love
    • Enig-Mac
    • Enjoy Every Sandwich
    • Grant Miller Media
    • Grouchy Old Cripple
    • Ice Princess
    • Kathy Shadle
    • Keyser Söze
    • Knowledge is Power
    • Last Of The Few
    • Limits of Respectability
    • Loganotron
    • Mean Ol' Meanie
    • Mugs
    • OMMAG
    • Proud To Be Canadian
    • Rumcorps
    • Right off The Shore
    • Samantha Burns
    • Six Meat Buffet
    • Small Dead Animals
    • Steamboat McGoo
    • Taylor & Company
    • The Digital Brownshirt
    • The Drunken Stepfather
    • The Halls of Macadamia
    • The Last Amazon
    • The Daily Bayonet
    • Wonder Woman
    • Enemies of the State

    • Commissar Suvorov
    • dmorris
    • Dmorris
    • Lisa
    • DINO
    • dmorris
    • Reg
    • dmorris
    • Fenris
    • dmorris
    • Political Prisoners

    • Jack’s Newswatch
    • Purple Tory
    • The Black Rod
    • The Trusty Tory
    • Unambiguously Ambidextrous
    • Humor

      Powered by Blogger


      Mitchieville is worth $100,000,000.00.
      and your blog isn't.


    All content property of The Mayor, unless otherwise noted. This is under a creative commons license.

    Subscribe with Bloglines

    stats count