Do Blondes Make Men Dumb?

Scientists at the University of Paris X-Nanterre, have been studying men’s ability to complete general knowledge tests after exposure to different women. The academics found that men’s scores fell after they were shown pictures of blonds:

Further analysis convinced the team that, rather than simply being distracted by the flaxen hair, those who performed poorly had been unconsciously driven by social stereotypes to “think blonde”.

In other words, the researchers are saying that men become dumber because they are mimicking the stereotype of the dumb blond.

So far there have been no Jihads against the researchers for stating this, nor have there been any complaints to a Human Rights Commission demanding that the researchers retract this inflammatory type of talk. There also haven't been any mass demonstrations or calls from community leaders calling for the resignation of these obviously bigoted scientists.

The researchers think they are onto something when they drew this conclusion, but the fact of the matter is the scientists are actually just *on something*. When men are around blonds they do get dumb, but it's not because they are mimicking the blond, they act dumb because blond beauty does that to a man.

True blonds make strong men weak, there's no denying that. If you drive down a street and see two smoking hot women, one blond and one brunette, walking along the sidewalk, 9/10 times your eyes will go right to the blond. It can't be helped, it is the way God intended things. That's why perfectly acceptable brunettes dye their hair blond, because they know blonds get all the attention they can handle.

The problem is that there are far few true blonds in the world to be able to make any scientific conclusions about. Most blonds that you see are bleached blonds, or strawberry blonds, or ever worse, the dreaded light brown who says shes blond. It is these imposters that are giving true blonds a bad reputation.

Why didn't these Fwench scientists know this? Simple, when it isn't about cheese, wine, or smelling like a horses ass, the Fwench are terribly out of the loop.

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