Julia Roberts--Friend Of Momma Earth

Sure, Julia Roberts is one of the loudest mouths in Hollywood when it comes to telling people about environmentalism. Julia knows how you should live and how you should conduct yourself. I hear you asking, "If Julia Roberts is such an environmentalist, why is she driving an SUV?" Simple, so you don't have to. She is showing how NOT to conduct yourself and what NOT to drive. "Why is she parking in a handicap spot?" Simple, to give crippled boys and girls a chance to exercise. And the best form of exercise is walking miles and miles until you get to the handicap accessible doors of your favourite mall.

Thanks, Julia, you're the shit!