Burglar On The Loose In Kirkwood

Kirkwood police are looking for a man who assaulted a woman in her home before taking off with her camera, purse and laptop:

Police released a composite sketch of the man. He is described as white with defined facial features and acne marks on his face. He is between 17-24 years old, stands about 6 feet tall and weighs about 170 pounds. He was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt.

If you happen to see a claymation villain taking on a human form, you are asked to call Kirkwood police immediately. Kirkwood police are also looking for two burglars that go by the names Gumby and Pokey.

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