Have You Voted Today?

Hello, this is God. You may remember me from such great hits from Genesis through Revelation.

Have you voted Mitchieville as the Best Canadian Blog yet today? You haven't? You best get on your horse and ride then, cowboy, because I'm endorsing Mitchieville as the Best Canadian Blog, and I know my stuff.

If you say you have voted for Mitchieville, you better not be lying. Not unlike Santa Clause who sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, I know when you have voted and I also know that little problem you have about viewing naughty pictures. Ya, that's pretty embarrassing for you, I'd hate for that information to come out--You know what I'm saying?

Mitchieville is currently running in fifth place, but I promised The Mayor a fourth place showing. I don't want to upset The Mayor, he can be pretty vicious when he's pissed. Remember I did that thing with the fires and floods and locust? That's nothing, you'll see plague and terror if The Mayor doesn't come in at least fourth.

Let's end this with a prayer: Dear me,

Thank you for the birds in the trees, the fresh air that we breathe and the clean water that we drink. It would be a terrible world without birds, air or water. Oh ya, without air and clean water the earth would collapse. Yup, we wouldn't want that.

I'm asking you to vote for Mitchieville as Best Canadian Blog, because you never know what may happen if you don't (wink wink, nudge nudge)

Amen