Guns and Butter Report

Wonderful! When you read this, happy workers, you will be resting from your day of labor, drudgery, and humiliation and resting for a fresh day of the same tomorrow when you crawl out from your warm blankets, and go out into the awful Canadian atmosphere to subjugate yourself to more happy taxpaying behaviors.

Getting rich from the Destruction of Ontario's Economy, an investment seminar by Sargon the Magnificent, Financial Astrologer, complete with all you can eat lunch * , occurs daily in your town, at lunch time in the public library. Stuff on all your favorite fast foods and gurgle and slurg flavored iced sugar water. Mmmmmm.

Time Travelling Nazi Scientists do not want another election, says unnamed source. Are you as troubled as I about our failed attempts to obtain more space alien technology than our American neighbors? Demand more Space-Alien Technology hand-outs!

Could it be true that Secret Societies are Inherently Evil, as suggested by this weeks movie of the week on CBC? This state funded masterpiece of crypto-Objectivism raises the important question: Just why is nobody making horror movies with Freemasons in them? What social taboo is being protected here? Is racism, homelessness, or world famine involved?

Good Luck getting to Work tomorrow! Those crazed suicide bomber terrorists you kept telling everyone did not exist, will attack three to five large traffic intersections in Toronto tomorrow at seven in the morning. Where you are at 9:11 am is where you will be until 9:11 pm.

I, Fenris Badwulf, left these scribbled notes on a stained kitchen napkin. Posted at both Mitchieville and DustMyBroom