Survivor Mitchieville--Sirnef Island--Episode 5.1

Hi, welcome to Survivor Mitchieville-Sirnef Island. I'm your host, Geoff Probes.

In yesterday's Mission Challenge we had a *Stare Off*, I'm sure you remember it, it was yesterday. After the Stare Off I stated that The Ex Mayor will announce tonight that one man and one woman will be thrown into The Viper Pit. The rest of you will merge as one unit and fight until the death....er....continue the game.

I have The Ex Mayor via satellite from the Fenrisville Manor with us. Good evening Mr. Ex Mayor, are you ready to announce le grande losers?

I am, Geoff. First though, I would like to read you something that I wrote this morning as I was on the toilet...a little poetry, if I may.

Tonight two of you are going to The Viper Pit,
One will have a penis and one will have two tit(s)
It doesn't mean that I don't love you,
Did you have a chance to read my post about the shoe(s)

The rest of you will merge as one,
I know that it will be much fun.
It's time to concentrate, time to think,
I put a roofie in your drink.

It hurts me to let two of you go tonight, you have been fantastic contestants. However, with every end there starts a beginning, with every cloud there falls some rain...with every scream silence follows, with every pleasure there is some pain. Speaking of pain, it's now time to announce who will spend a few nights in The Viper Pit.

I couldn't decide who to send to their own personal hell, so I let Fido, my bull mastiff decide. I put all your pictures on the floor, and the first two pictures Fido pissed on are the people that will be sent to The Viper Pit.

And those two people are....Carin and Bruce.

Linds, Alice, DBS, get out of my sight, I don't want you to see me weep.

Ya, great, thanks Ex Mayor. Tune in this Thursday for another exciting episode of Survivor Mitchieville-Sirnef Island.