Tara Reid Is Not Stupid (Says Her)

In an interview with FHM online, Tara Reid lays into the partying lifestyle of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and tells the world how much better she is than them:

So you did do a lot of partying?
Everyone does, but you’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I’m not working why shouldn’t I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage? I like to have fun and have people around me. I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I’ve always had good friends around me.

So, they are stupid?
Yeah.

It's true that you’ll never read a story about Tara Reid going out and partying when she's supposed to be working. However, that's only because Tara Reid is mostly unemployed. I'm sure Tara would party more if she actually had an income.

As for not doing anything stupid, Tara only needs to remove her top, look in the mirror and stare at those disgusting, massive, silicone drip bags of death to get the real answer.