Survivor Mitchieville--Sirnef Island--Episode 7 (And election results)

Hello, I'm Geoff Probes, your host of Survivor Mitchieville.

On last Thursdays episode, The Ex Mayor of Mitchieville found out that the members of Survivor Mitchieville had cast their votes before coming to Sirnef Island, but those votes were not counted for some odd reason (probably to do with Lisa and/or Fenris). Tonight I will read you the votes, live, streaming and all that shit.

Lisa, Fenris and The Ex Mayor have agreed that when these votes are counted, whoever wins, wins. There will be no recounts or anything of that nature.

On the second recount, we found that Fenris was the new Mayor of Mitchieville. Here is a look at how the numbers break down:

Lisa 3989

Fenris 3990

The Mayor 3988.

I will now read you the results on how the various individuals of Survivor Mitchieville voted: The Digital Brownshirt--Mayor Mitch

Two Dogs--Fenris

Samantha Burns--Lisa

Carin--Mayor Mitch

Dave in Texas--Mayor Mitch

Bruce--Ross Perot

Alice the Camel--Lisa

Linds--The Mayor

With all the votes counted, and by the powers vested in me as a reality show host, I proclaim Mayor Mitch to be the official Mayor of Mitchieville.

And here is The Mayor with a few words...your worship.

Thanks, Geoff. I would like to thank everyone who made this possible. It was a close election, so very close. But there can only be one winner--ME--and two losers--Lisa and Fenris.

I want to thank Fenris and Lisa and to congratulate them on a well run campaign. I also want you to know that I intend on exacting vengeance upon you immediately.

Anyway, I want to wrap up this Survivor thing right now, I tire of it.

For those of you who didn't vote for me...Two Dogs, Samantha, Bruce and Alice--to The Viper Pit!!!! Hahahaha.

And considering Carin and Dave are already out of the competition, that means that only DBS and Linds are still in the running.

Since this is a borderline democracy here in Mitchieville, I am going to let you, the viewing audience decide who should be the winner. You can either call at 1-800-421-7740 ($40 a call), or leave your vote in the comment box. The person with the most votes at the end of this Sunday will be the grand champion of Survivor Mitchieville.

It's good to be back!