Invasion, America!

Under my leadership, Mitchieville (soon to be renamed Fenrisville), will assume an aggressive military posture towards the United States. Prepare for living in a rich, fast twenty-first century war economy! Buckle up!

Our lack of troops is not a disadvantage. Outnumbered ten to one in raw manpower, the Canadian War Machine, is still outnumbered greatly in tanks (eight to one), artillery (thirteen to one), and self-propelled mortars (six to one). However, Canada has many overseas friends who would like to station a tank division or two in Calgary. Indeed, a force of ten land divisions (three panzer, four landefronte, three festungberger), a few hundred interceptors a SAM and radar belt, and a few hundred enthusisatic Flak Kids , could keep Calgary safe and sound from American terror attacks. And if you add in Edmonton, Regina, and maybe Moose Jaw, you have the same vision of Air Defence Canada that I do. They have the men and equipment, we have the rental accomodations and the battlefield! Lets put two and two together, and four into our pocket.

How many Iranian divisions do you need to hold Calgary from Ottawa's unjust powers of taxation? Bring in those that hate America!, as we Canadians can only find in America-hating a kindred twisted soul.

The Following is Top Secret, and for Cadre of Fenris, only!

Prepare for war!

1) Gather some food and water together, fast. Do this right now before you read further!

Practical Note to Fenrisite Worshipers of Set, the Snake God:

Prepare to become rich in the famine to come! Gather these things for trade goods: Tobacco, Coffee, Soups, Toothpaste, Toilet Paper. Also include Rolling Papers, Lighters, Hand Soap, Shower Soap, Laundry Soap, Condoms, Lube, Rubber Gloves, and Floor Scrub stuff.

2) Prepare a safe place from bombardment. Under a stair well is good. Pile furniture against your shelter. Hopefully a few extra millimeters of particle board will make do for the big deep public bomb shelters the cheap Mayor never built.

3) When you return to the surface of the earth, you will need to fight for a safe source of drinking fluids. Water is best, but there are other things you can do to survive in the seven days it takes for the half life of radiation that has poisoned all non bottled water.

4) While the expendible non-soldiers sacrifice for front line victory, our forces capture the Ohio Valley from the despicable Yankees.

5) Being cowards, the weakling Americans will surrender and lick our boots after a few small setbacks. Otherwise, we will be blasted into crispy rubble. Onward and Throw the Dice of War!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at both Fenrisville and DustMyBroom.