The Games of Fenris

As much as I also celebrate the passing of Fenrisitism, I also celebrate Fenris' great memory with a week of days off, with pay.

a) And during that week, share my happiness by watching all sporting events free in any Biker controlled tavern or lounge. (Mayor-type response)

b) Go and gobble! Thanksgiving Ontario this year celebrates Set, the Snake God, with a variety of Foodland Ontario foodstuffs and gutfillers. (Lisa-type response)

Which would you choose? In a letter or e-mail to your caring commissar, explain your decision.

I, Ikthis Julius Saturninus, wrote this, no longer a cringing slave thanks to the Mayor and Lisa's successful poisoning of my cruel master, Fenris Badwulf; I am now raised to the rank of Interim Prefect of Landfill, as a reward for my treachery.