Piers Morgan Falls For The Segway

Piers Morgan is an ex-newspaper editor and now a columnist for The Mail on Sunday's Live magazine. A while back when George Bush fell off a Segway (that's the contraption in the picture), Piers nearly shot off in his panties. As a matter of fact, his paper, the Daily Mail, led off with this headline,

"You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr President." It added: "If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can."

Well, guess who's laying face down in the picture after falling off a Segway? You got it...Piers Morgan.

He broke three ribs after falling off the Segway at 12mph in California -Inevitably he falls victim to gravity and crunches on to the baking concrete, where he lies, agonised, until a companion can come to his rescue.

It goes without saying that anyone with the name of Piers Morgan shouldn't be doing anything physical above popping a cork from a champagne bottle. Even that may be a workout to a little fruit-cup like Piers, maybe he can get his manservant *Jeeves* to handle that, lest he breaks a manicured nail.

I can't say that I didn't get great pleasure reading this article, it makes me very happy when karma comes back and bites the pale ass of a little bitch like Piers *Look ma, no hands* Morgan.

Yes Piers, it takes a real idiot