The Gyllenhall Siblings To Play The Wonder Twins

Shape of a homo, form of a douchebag, sources say that Jake Gyllenhaal and his disgusting sister Maggie, have been approached to play the Wonder Twins in the new Justice League movie:

The Gyllenhaal siblings have been approached with the idea of playing Jayna and Zan, the Wonder Twins. One of them can turn into water. They other can turn into an animal (let the jokes commence). It's not known whether they would be using their powers on screen, but they are being added as a source of humor to the film.

My super powers are limited to having a 5 inch tongue that operates like a jackhammer, but if I could pick one superpower right now, I'd choose to be a 9.6 magnitude earthquake that resides in Hollywood. As God is my witness, this movie would not take place.