The Mayor Gets Comments

The greatest thing about having one of the top 10 websites in Canada, are the many glorious comments we get from numerous happy readers. And we couldn't be happier with the comment we received today in regard to another award-winning post I wrote just 11 short days ago, entitled, "Toronto Cops Kick The Beans Out Of Chile".

Here's what JOSE CANSECO (and I'm sure it's the real Jose Conseco because he typed his name out in caps) had to say:

UR A FAGGGGGGGG...get ur shit straight...and who uses profanity and bashes others in an article that is Supposedly a "Professional article".

JOSE CANSECO

Putting aside the lack of grammer and diction for a minute, I'd like to address this comment.

I'm not the greatest speller in the world, but I'm pretty sure the word fag doesn't have all those G's in it. Although, maybe JOSE is a street savvy, hip hopping hip hopper. I'm down with that, yo. If, however, you're trying to stress the word fag, I suggest putting in more A's than G's. You see, ggggggggg doesn't really make any sense, where as, many A's really stress the fagadociousness. Say it out loud first, I find that always helps.

I'd like to commend JOSE for spotting a "Professional article" when he sees one, I'm glad he didn't mistake my professional journalistic excellence with some of those other *blogger* types. JOSE, you have a keen eye.

JOSE CANSECO, the one thing I wonder about though, is if you really are JOSE CANSECO, why does your email addy read EMILIO_ESTEVEZ@HOTMAIL>COM. Usually, if I'm not mistaken, there is usually a dot (.) before the com and not a >.

Also, your love for Spanish men is pretty darn special. Using only male Spanish names as your online pseudonym is quite impressive, and telling. Good job.

JOSE CONSECO, thank you for your comment. I HOPE YOU LEAVE MORE OF THE THEM IN THE FUTURE.