Courtney Love--Disgusting, No Matter How You Weigh It

If I keep writing these nasty posts about celebrities, one day you're going to start to think that I really don't like many of them at all.

Courtney's one of those people that loses weight and you can't tell what looked better, when she was a lard or now when she's anorexic. I see pictures like this and I immediately back away from my monitor, thinking that there's a good chance she might use some of her witching powers to pull me through the tube and into her private hell. Well you're not going to get me Courtney Love, not as long as I keep this necklace of garlic around my neck and this cross in my hand.

I think my drunken uncle Percy summed up Courtney Loves physical appearance the best when he said, "Baaaaaaarrrrffff". He may not have had a way with words, but he sure knew an ugly woman when he saw one.

Courtney Love--Get back in yer hole

A big thank you is placed squarely on the River Rats head for bringing this to my attention. Ya, thanks, RR, I'm sure to have nightmares for a week now.