Ringo Starr Is Feeling Better

In an interview with Glamour magazine, one of the least important Beatles admits he had gastric bypass surgery to fix his out of control weight problem:

Now, in the September issue of Glamour, she's admitting that, yes, she had gastric bypass surgery – despite previously only admitting to having undegone a "medical intervention."

She? What the...the article is about who? It's not about Ringo Starr? It's about Star Jones? Who gives a shit what Star Jones has to say? Wow, what a bummer. You may as well just skip this useless junk and get on to some important stuff, like my article on what's better on a salad, bacon bits or croutons?

Life, it's a gas