I'll Buy That For a Dollar

Keeping up with the tradition of fast food, fast times, and the general hurry hurry of our modern day society, a woman in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, might be the new record holder for fastest delivery of a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet:

A surveillance camera that captured images of the mother of a newborn boy found in a toilet at the Prince Albert Wal-Mart on Monday shows her entering and exiting the store in less than 14 minutes.

Keeping in line with Wal-Marts slogan, "Always low prices. Always", Wal-Mart has put the newborn in the scratch and dent aisle and is charging just $29.95. And when you think about it, that's one hell of a good price for a baby that was born in a shitter.

But she could have delivered twins in 28 minutes?